Parts 1 & 2 - My log has a message for you & The stars turn and a time presents itself (SPOILERS)

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Parts 1 & 2 - My log has a message for you & The stars turn and a time presents itself (SPOILERS)

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TWIN PEAKS. THE RETURN.

My log has a message for you.
The stars turn and a time presents itself.

Sunday, May 21st, 2017. 9pm Eastern / 6pm Pacific

Showtime.

For active discussion of Parts One & Two. Spoilers are naturally permitted.
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Re: Parts 1 + 2 (Spoilers)

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Reminder. This thread is for active discussion of the two hour premiere of 'The Return'. It is not an all inclusive spoiler discussion. In other words, if your Uncle Joshua worked on the show and knows how Part 9 ends, this is not the place to discuss it. Parts 1 + 2 discussion only.
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Oh my godddd I'm ready
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see you guys in a bit!
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As Leland would say: "Back and ready!"
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Guys some of this acting, most of it, is so bad. Like really bad. The plot is great, the cinematography amazing, the acting: not good.
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I like it so far but the special effects are rather hokey. What is up with the evolution of The Arm?
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High death count so far!
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This is fantastic, gorgeous madness and I want these episodes pumped into my veins. "The Evolution of the Arm" is brilliant and MJA must be getting drunk and throwing shit at people over being replaced by that glorious thing.

I hope it pisses off scads of people as per usual, DL is back in town and he's brought the drones!
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The visual effects are so bad too... the light face on Laura? The arm being replaced by a talking tree with thing on top...

God this is a travesty.

The CGI is so bad in the red room.

This so predicable and uninspired.

I am crying this is so bad, it's like a part of me has been murdered.
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The more I watch the worse it gets. I keep watching hoping it will improve.

This should have never been made. "I'm supposed to go back into the black lodge" like it's a business meeting? Kyle has proven he can't play bad Coop.

I never wanted to love something' so much as this, but damn it's just horrible.

So much cringe.
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Chester Desmond wrote:The visual effects are so bad too... the light face on Laura? The arm being replaced by a talking tree with thing on top...

God this is a travesty.

The CGI is so bad in the red room.

This so predicable and uninspired.

I am crying this is so bad, it's like a part of me has been murdered.
Dude, you didn't get it, did you?

It was like 2001 A Space Odyssey, the humans without emotion.

That was EXACTLY THE feeliings LYNCH WANTED YOU TO HAVE.
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Re: Parts 1 + 2 (Spoilers)

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Very quiet here. Just finished the first two hours. I'm loving it.
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The first 30 minutes, I was not convinced.

By the end, I was almost crying: LYNCH IS BACK!
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All I'm going to say for now is that I legitimately had tears in my eyes when James showed up at the end. That ending was beautiful. Must sleep now, watch Parts 3+4 tomorrow, and then try to start thinking about what I've just seen.
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