Your favourite Twin Peaks quote/line over dialogue (SPOILERS)

[Mr. Jackpots]

Lots of great lines so far in the new series. I wanted to know from the audience what are your favourite quotes from the new show. ..?

My favourite: "Change your hearts, or die." G. Cole

[alreadygoneplaces]

I’ve never really left home, Gordon. (and the rest of this scene)
Gotta light?
It’s a fuckin’ nightmare.
Some god damn bad story, ain’t it Hawk?!
IT’S A FUCKING MORGUE.
DIRTY, BEARDED MEN, IN A ROOM
Heh, there’s a body, all right.
There they are Albert. Faces of stone.
…but not on cloudy days… or at night.
Albert… albert… albert…
What the hell??
There’s fire where you are going
I just hope you never get involved with someone like him, never have someone like him in your life
Actually I just called to say goodbye. You’re going back tomorrow, and I will be with BOB again.
You’re still with me. That’s good.
I’ve smoked every fuckin’ day for 75 years!
THE MEMORY OF TOBACCO.
You’re an interesting fellow, Dougie…
James is still cool. He’s always been cool.

edit: and constance's jokes.

[The Gazebo]

"...I THINK I'M HIIIGH!"
"And...may the road rise up to meet your wheels"
"Let's sit down...............Let me sit down"
"I don't need anything. I want. "

[BigEd]

"You heard me."
"I love this guy!"
"Fuck you Tammy."
"Fuck us over once, shame on us. Fuck us over twice, shame on you."

[Daliz]

I think the best ones are from Gordon.

“I hate to admit this, but I don’t understand this situation at all”
"The memory of tobacco"
"Dirty, bearded men in a room"

[Cipher]

"THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT. FACES OF STONE."

"There was so much traffic on the strip. There were cars everywhere."

"Change your hearts or die."

"My dharma is the road. Your dharma ..." (gestures vaguely)

[Ragnell]

"When you get there, you'll already be there."

"Make.. sense of it."

"What happens in season 2?"

"FUCK YOU, GENE KELLY"

"WE'VE GOT MILES TO GO!"

"This is the most wonderful.. horrible day.. of my life."

"You are far away."

[Novalis]

"You'd better hurry; my mother is coming."

"There they are, Albert: faces of stone."

"I'm not here Sheriff Truman, I'm on my lunch break."

"You're not going to tell me what she said!?"

[krzhuva]

"Audrey, I have a deadline. I have to do this."

"Renege on a contract?"

"Unbelievable, what you're telling me."

[asmahan]

It's a world of truck drivers.

[Low Entropy]

I am not your foot.

[Harry Yallrite]

I'm doing this from memory, so apologies in advance if I misquoted:

"For a while, day after tomorrow, I'll need to be on my own. That might be a good time for you to learn how to mind your own business."

"If there's one thing you should know about me, Ray, it's that I don't need anything - I want."

"Jade give two rides" - "I'll bet she did!"

" I hope you realize what a special person you having dining with you. He saved my life"

"My shadow is always with me. Sometimes ahead. Sometimes behind. Sometimes to the left. Sometimes to the right. Except on cloudy days... or at night"

"Sit down, Dougie... CUT THE SHIT, DOUGIE!"

[Firewalkwithme91]

Oh my, there are so many and they´re in every episode.

- NONEXISTENT!
- It´s in our house now.
- What the hell? (which inspired lots of "Gordon reacts to..."-videos)
- Damn good coffee (always works, always will)
- Oh what a mess you´ve made of our lives, Dougie. (That one always cracks me up, don´t know why)
- Next stop: Wendy´s.
- Case files. (puts hand on case files)
- Oh, you´re nice and wet.
- You´re still with me. That´s good. (chills)
- What happens in season 2?
- The headline-joke
- Is it about the bunny? (It turns out, it was xD)
- Laura is the one.
- Men are coming. (goosebumps-inducing)
- Gotta light?
- Listen to the sounds.
- Jane gives two rides - I bet she did. xD

[Novalis]

Aw shucks. Just realised that I forgot one of my absolute favourite lines.



Hngh... *struggle* ...must register... every single thought online.

[Framed_Angel]

Adding:

"...SPIRIT MOUND!!..."