Twin Peaks Return: The Profoundly Disappointed Support Group
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:31 pm
The title says it all. There's a lot of heated and interesting debate/discussion going on in the main Season 3 threads.
This thread isn't meant for that. It is, as the title suggests, a thread in which the small minority of us who are experiencing feelings of extreme disappointment and even disillusionment can band together and rant/moan/complain to our heart's content without being told that we're not getting it.
I stayed up to watch the first two episodes. It was difficult not to fall asleep before Twin Peaks started but I fully expected that ONCE it started, a truckload of Valium wouldn't be able to put me under. Man was I wrong. This has been called pure heroin Lynch. Well I certainly feel that Lynch may have been on heroin when he came up with this. I also feel that I'm going to need a lot of heroin to get through it. I'll get the ball rolling.
1. Angelo Badalamenti - what has he contributed so far? I get it, the guy is old and not exactly at the height of his powers. So the solution is to..... have little to no music. Ok that's one way of dealing with it.
2. Terrible Acting - A lot of the performances make Sofia Coppola's performance in Godfather III look like Al Pacino's performance in Godfather I. Oh, but it's all deliberate right? Therefore it's actually really GOOD acting.
3. The Red Room - Did Lynch dig out his old Commodore 64 to come up with this?
4. No emotional connection to any characters - Funnily enough this is pretty important to me. The original Pilot was utterly harrowing. By the end of it I cared about a bunch of people I had only 'met' 90 minutes or so before. At the end of the Return Pilot I had started to care less about characters I had loved for 25 years.
5. New bands at the end of each episode. I've been listening to the Chromatics for a good while. But their appearance in TP just felt utterly wrong and out of place.
6. A lot of Twin Peaks is no longer in Twin Peaks. Yeah, I want to spend time in my favourite fictional place in the universe. Not in some terrible Vegas casino.
7. Pacing. Lynch likes playing with audience patience, we know. And isn't he clever to literally watch paint dry, with Jacobi and the shovels. In small doses this is fine but so far it seems to be about half of the material.
I could go on but am not trying to provide an exhaustive list, just a few reasons as to why so far the Return hasn't exactly lit my F-I-R-E.
Let's face it, we're probably all going to watch to the end (maybe by which time we'll have been converted) so we may as well keep each other company.
Oh and in case I didn't make it clear, this isn't the place for those of you besotted with the Return to come in and tell us why we're wrong. It's a safe space, so please show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
This thread isn't meant for that. It is, as the title suggests, a thread in which the small minority of us who are experiencing feelings of extreme disappointment and even disillusionment can band together and rant/moan/complain to our heart's content without being told that we're not getting it.
I stayed up to watch the first two episodes. It was difficult not to fall asleep before Twin Peaks started but I fully expected that ONCE it started, a truckload of Valium wouldn't be able to put me under. Man was I wrong. This has been called pure heroin Lynch. Well I certainly feel that Lynch may have been on heroin when he came up with this. I also feel that I'm going to need a lot of heroin to get through it. I'll get the ball rolling.
1. Angelo Badalamenti - what has he contributed so far? I get it, the guy is old and not exactly at the height of his powers. So the solution is to..... have little to no music. Ok that's one way of dealing with it.
2. Terrible Acting - A lot of the performances make Sofia Coppola's performance in Godfather III look like Al Pacino's performance in Godfather I. Oh, but it's all deliberate right? Therefore it's actually really GOOD acting.
3. The Red Room - Did Lynch dig out his old Commodore 64 to come up with this?
4. No emotional connection to any characters - Funnily enough this is pretty important to me. The original Pilot was utterly harrowing. By the end of it I cared about a bunch of people I had only 'met' 90 minutes or so before. At the end of the Return Pilot I had started to care less about characters I had loved for 25 years.
5. New bands at the end of each episode. I've been listening to the Chromatics for a good while. But their appearance in TP just felt utterly wrong and out of place.
6. A lot of Twin Peaks is no longer in Twin Peaks. Yeah, I want to spend time in my favourite fictional place in the universe. Not in some terrible Vegas casino.
7. Pacing. Lynch likes playing with audience patience, we know. And isn't he clever to literally watch paint dry, with Jacobi and the shovels. In small doses this is fine but so far it seems to be about half of the material.
I could go on but am not trying to provide an exhaustive list, just a few reasons as to why so far the Return hasn't exactly lit my F-I-R-E.
Let's face it, we're probably all going to watch to the end (maybe by which time we'll have been converted) so we may as well keep each other company.
Oh and in case I didn't make it clear, this isn't the place for those of you besotted with the Return to come in and tell us why we're wrong. It's a safe space, so please show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T.